… so I don't have to pay attention to tonight's impending trainwreck. FWIW, I think "Wee Willie" Webster would probably be a better choice of moderator; with all due respect, I think Ms Welker is not quite capable of imposing the minimally necessary flying suplex, let alone the more appropriate atomic wedgie, on either of these candidates.
At least this time, I'm so far from Chicago that I only voted once.