09 February 2012

Jar-Jar Shot First!

So this week, George Lucas imposes Jar-Jar Binks IN 3–D on the world. There will, no doubt, be lots of changes as Lucas rewrites his mythology. I humbly suggest upgrading the idiot plot (and idiot characters). I'd suggest removing Jar-Jar, but he's too tone-deaf to even think about doing that. (Besides, Lucas's worship of a misinterpretation of Joseph Campbell's mistaken "hero's journey" that he pulled out of his ass instead of deduced from the evidence means he has to leave Jar-Jar in.)

But at least I've finally found an SUV I might be able to stand.