Scrivener's Error: Unfortunately, We'll Always Have Paris

09 June 2007

Unfortunately, We'll Always Have Paris

at 16:24 [UTC–8]

Here's why I'm so displeased that Paris Hilton (et al.) has gotten off so lightly. Weapons are essentially means of transferring kinetic energy to a target.

Drunk Celebrity's Weapon	9mm SIG-Sauer P226	Cadillac Escalade
Impact Mass	8g (0.008kg)	2725kg
Impact Velocity	320 m/s (at 25 m)	21 m/s (76kph/47mph)
Transfer Impulse	~820 N (kg-m/s²)	~1,200,000 N

Care to guess which individual who has gotten caught playing with that weapon while intoxicated is going to get a longer sentence?

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