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[self-portrait]Scrivener's Error Law and reality in publishing (seldom the same thing) from the author's side of the slush pile, with occasional forays into military affairs, censorship and the First Amendment, legal theory, and anything else that strikes me as interesting.
29 June 2009

link to: 10:51 [GMT-6]

Last, not First, Monday

 

Caffeine- and sleep-deprived. I think I'll poach the next batch of sausages in Turkish coffee.

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26 June 2009

link to: 11:41 [GMT-6]

Brutus

 

The putative "king of pop" is dead. Long live the king, whoever he may be. I come here not to praise Jackson, but to bury him. Friends, literati, countrymen — lend me your pixels.

Being a grouchy SOB myself, I'm not going to spread praise where little or none is deserved. The biggest problem with Michael Jackson's career as a performer is that much of it that was worthwhile was not his work. Michael Jackson did not choreograph or shoot the "Thriller" or "Bad" videos; if one listens to them, one finds vapid nonsense with average-at-best vocal performances over inconsistent background instrumentals. The rest of his oeuvre is consistent only in its inconsistency. I suppose one could say the same for Miles Davis, or for Jimi Hendrix, but then that also reinforces my point.

The less said about his non-performance influence on popular culture, the better: The Beatles catalog; the ranch; the refusal to act like an adult human being in public; and on, and on, and on. This is not what popular culture needs in a king. On another tentacle, it's usually what popular culture gets in a king... but that does not make me any sorrier to see the departure of an inept sovereign, because at least there's some hope for the new one.

    Perhaps it's just my lifelong aversion to "pop," which usually means "turn your brain off, now, nothing's going to happen for about three or four minutes." Or, perhaps, it's just my lifelong aversion to flash over substance. As to Michael Jackson the individual, I'm slightly saddened but largely indifferent; as to Michael Jackson the cultural figure, I'm actually somewhat pleased, although I would have preferred just a quiet fade into the background al fine to death — and in particular to death redolent of a previous "king"'s, that will no doubt result in similar worship, as satirized in the clip. For "Graceland," read "Neverland Ranch"... if, that is, it ever emerges from bankruptcy.

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25 June 2009

link to: 12:19 [GMT-6]

Sausage Links Ouroboros

 

... because they just go around in a circle until they end up where they started, biting their own tails. And if that's not a mixed-enough metaphor, just consider that they're sausages...

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22 June 2009

link to: 11:08 [GMT-6]

Bleary-Eyed Monday Morning Link Sausages

 

I'm bleary eyed, not the link sausages — the grinder did a pretty good job with their eyes.

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21 June 2009

link to: 11:42 [GMT-6]

At Any t > 0...

 

Jay Lake points to some interesting, if ultimately incomplete (and therefore unlikely — but not impossible! — to be correct) comments on the dubious future of the publishing "industry". For one thing, Mr Stevens' article fails to acknowledge that there is no publishing industry; there are, instead, thirteen (or perhaps eleven) distinct publishing niches with various degrees of cross-niche consolidation, which in turn indicates pretty clearly that there is going to be more than one future to the "publishing industry".

[reduced size] Ransom Stevens, 15 Jun 2009    Second, it continues to accept the long-tail meme without doing the discrete math. On the right, you'll find an example of the long-tail graphic as used in that article. It's vastly more realistic than most (but for the cringe-producing mislabelling of one data element that, ironically enough, torpedoes the article's later imprecation to leave proofreading to the authors), and looks pretty convincing, doesn't it? The problem is that it's a freehand drawing based on the typical curves found in a non-calculus-based statistics course. Things get much, much more interesting once one acknowledges a few real-world difficulties:

Ultimately, all of these "long-tail" theories fail because they are retrospective, cumulative snapshots that account only for aggregate income/sales — they do not account at all for the rate of the relevant transactions. I refuse to further mislead by trying to create a two-dimensional, web-friendly graphical representation of a four- (or more) dimensional reality that unfolds over time.

That said, there is one vastly superior model: Cellular energy acquisition, storage, and use. In this model, publishers aren't gatekeepers: They're enzymes (or, outside of the cell, catalysts) that reduce the activation energy required to actually start a reaction — say, the extraction and storage of energy through

ATP ←→ ADP + P

without disrupting other cellular processes... and is achievable without substantial further energy input. Of course, this all assumes some knowledge of basic thermodynamics — a part of physics and chemistry that thus far seems to apply to every natural system, even if the social "sciences" (let alone academic management!) have yet to figure that out.

So, in the end, this is another misleading snapshot. I guess what I'm really calling for is Publishing: The Motion Picture before I'll accept any of this stuff... because even under the 1934 Securities Act — what is really driving all of this nonsense — there's a nonzero temporal reporting horizon for publicly held companies (quarterly reports). It's rather ironic that the last graphic in Mr Stephens' {typo intended} ultimately misguided analysis does acknowledge time... and that he's a physicist!

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19 June 2009

link to: 11:02 [GMT-6]

These Internet Sausages Neither Kashrut Nor Halal

 

It may be Friday, but (as indicated by the last three items below) I have no objection to pork products. It's one thing to honor one's ancestry; it's another thing entirely to be bound by it (and what is the binder in these dubious internet sausage links, anyway... or does anyone really want to know?).

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17 June 2009

link to: 09:09 [GMT-6]

Buggy Sausage Links

 

No chocolate-covered ants here — just ant-covered sausages.

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12 June 2009

link to: 10:00 [GMT-6]

Sausage Pot Pourri

 

This one's for you, Dittoheads:

Non Sequitur, 11 June 2009

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10 June 2009

link to: 12:20 [GMT-6]

Kangaroo Sausages

 

...because they're just hoppin' off the grill, and they're not made from the usual mix of ingredients.

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08 June 2009

link to: 15:26 [GMT-6]

How Much Is That Jurist In the Window?

 

Just some side thoughts — the paperwork snowstorm has not abated (if anything, it's worse).

Today, the Supreme Court decided that the title question of this post does, in fact, have an answer... and if it is "too much," then the judge may not hear certain cases. In this instance, it's referring to Chief Justice Benjamin of the Supreme Court of West Virginia, who was elected during the pendency of a large commercial lawsuit largely on the back of campaign contributions from one of the two companies (or, at least, its CEO and/or PACs and other actors beholden to him) involved in that lawsuit. He refused to take himself out of the lawsuit and cast the deciding vote. Care to guess which way he voted?

This is not to say that Justice Benjamin was, in fact, prejudiced in favor of either party; I simply have no knowledge of that. Today's US Supreme Court opinion treats actual prejudice as irrelevant; instead, what matters is the appearance of prejudice.

In other words, based on the facts presented by Caperton, Justice Benjamin conducted a probing search into his actual motives and inclinations; and he found none to be improper. We do not question his subjective findings of impartiality and propriety. Nor do we determine whether there was actual bias.

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We turn to the influence at issue in this case. Not every campaign contribution by a litigant or attorney creates a probability of bias that requires a judge’s recusal, but this is an exceptional case. We conclude that there is a serious risk of actual bias—based on objective and reasonable perceptions—when a person with a personal stake in a particular case had a significant and disproportionate influence in placing the judge on the case by raising funds or directing the judge’s election campaign when the case was pending or imminent. The inquiry centers on the contribution’s relative size in comparison to the total amount of money contributed to the campaign, the total amount spent in the election, and the apparent effect such contribution had on the outcome of the election.

Applying this principle, we conclude that Blankenship’s campaign efforts had a significant and disproportionate influence in placing Justice Benjamin on the case.

Caperton v. A.T. Massey Coal Co., Inc., No. 08–22 (08 Jun 2009) (PDF), slip op. at 12–14 (internal citations omitted).

Bluntly, this standard is far too weak. I believe that the legal profession as a whole — let alone judges — must follow the military officer's code on conflicts of interest: The appearance of a conflict of interest shall be treated as an actual conflict of interest pending clearance after reasonable investigation by a disinterested party competent to both perform and evaluate the investigation. That leads implies another problem, though... and the Supreme Court has steadfastly refused to grapple with it.

I do not believe that elected judgeships fulfill the Republican Form of Government clause (U.S. Const. Art. IV, § 4). After all, the only "Republican Form of Government" that the Founders could have been pointing to that allowed for a separately elected executive was the one they were constructing for the federal government... which included appointed judges. Further, at that time judges in England and (as far as I've been able to determine) the rest of Western Europe were also appointed, not elected.

But even if judicial elections do fit within the minimum constitutional scheme, they are such a horrible idea that they inherently call the equal-handed administration of justice into question... to a greater extent than does any system involving nomination followed by confirmation, however imperfect that may become in practice. Not too long ago, it was Illinois — not West Virginia — that was the subject of handwringing over a nasty, expensive election campaign to our state Supreme Court... and since it was for a Justice from only a part of the state, it got even worse, because he gets to cast binding votes for the whole state. And not too long after I got out of law school, a local jurist ran for election on a "tough on crime" platform. That's right: His ads to become a judge in criminal cases flaunted that he'd have little, if any, sympathy for any accused wrongdoer. <SARCASM> Yeah, I'm sure he'll give anyone who can't afford private defense counsel a fair trial — just as fair as the trial he'll give anyone who can. Pro se defendants? You've got to be kidding me! </SARCASM> And regardless of the substance — for all I know, this judge actually does give everyone a fair trial — those attack ads with barely concealed glee/horror that the judge's opponent had let an accused murderer go free on a "technicality" and had refused to impose the death penalty on a different (convicted) murderer have certainly undermined the credibility of the criminal justice system in this community. I do keep my ears open in public around here, and you'd be surprised how well-remembered those ads are among some members of the public when they don't think anyone is listening...

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05 June 2009

link to: 11:57 [GMT-6]

Spring Snowstorm

 

A bit snowed under in paperwork for a few days here... at the moment, I'm just sticking my head out of the drifts for a moment to catch some air. Some humid, pollen-and-cropdust-filled Midwest farmbelt air, but it'll have to do.

And now, your moment of creation-science zen:

Non Sequitur, 05 June 2009

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01 June 2009

link to: 10:27 [GMT-6]

No Caffeine

 

These aren't diet, but they are uncaffeinated.

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