25 November 2005

2005 Turkey Awards

Picking up a long tradition of mine—back before law school, in fact, although the subject matter is now slightly different—I offer the 2005 Turkey Awards: my not-quite-to-the-end-of-the-year nominations for this year's most ridiculous personages. Drumstick, please…

No, I don't take prisoners. Yes, I do shoot the wounded.

No doubt there might be a few new candidates by the end of the year. However, since virtually nothing happens in the publishing industry in December, I won't get my hopes up. Or down, as the case may be.